Magnum Opus
My mom hates me. I know this because she got my four-year-old this for his birthday. He named it “Spatula.” I keep wanting to shriek and throw a book at it. Which isn’t a very nice thing for a writer to do to a book. And speaking of arachnids in (or should I say under?) literature, Charlotte from E.B. White’s Charlotte’s Web is the only spider I would never throw a book at.